Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
— Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Men Can Be Blonde Too.
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt .. so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did." "Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... '." "And here I am." See, Blonde Men do exist. |
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